i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
