they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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