Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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