People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
