My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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