im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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