she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
