I got chris browned last night
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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