is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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