hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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