Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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