I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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