Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
And my parents said I crawled through the house
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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