i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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