Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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