if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and she was petting her beer can
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
