5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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