and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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