Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
