how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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