Can i not drive my cunt home
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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