6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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