found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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