dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Jerry, you need to find god
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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