Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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