I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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