Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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