I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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