Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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