she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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