Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
