Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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