i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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