So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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