I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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