The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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