no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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