I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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