I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
