I don't think brook has ever known best
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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