YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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