we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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