Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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