new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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