He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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