So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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