Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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