that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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