"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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