it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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