I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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